Sunday, June 1, 2008

Eliot Spitzer Jokes

"Spitzer's going be out of office, he's going to be looking for a job, and I'm thinking, 'Whoa, isn't that what got him in trouble in the first place?'" - David Letterman

Q: Why did Eliot Spitzer's wife stand next to him when he publicly confessed to stepping outside his marriage?
A: It qualifies her to run for president on the Democratic ticket.

"... a lot of rumors about what is going to happen. If Governor Spitzer does resign over his prostitution scandal, it's been reported that he will go into private practice as a lawyer. That's what he's going to do. Yeah. When asked why he wants to practice law again, Spitzer said, 'I like businesses where you charge by the hour and screw your clients.'" - Conan O'Brien

Q: How did the people of the US know Eliot Spitzer was a Democrat?
A: He was caught with a woman.